They say the ‘’golden age of porn’’ occurred in the 1970s. However, anyone lucky enough to have been jerking off during the Noughties era will argue otherwise. These were the days that saw the likes of Kelly Wells, Sandra Romain, and Gianna Michaels perform in the prime of their career.
Sure, the camera quality wasn’t anything compared to the 4K quality we’re used to these days. Of course, many people would happily ditch noughties porn for a far more interactive and higher-quality experience on an adult webcam site like PDCams.
Adult technology might have revolutionized since then, but to ditch the old-school era of noughties porn entirely is a dire mistake no porn lover should make. There’s no better on-screen cumslut to prove this point than Gianna Michaels.
You know, there was a saying in the porn biz when Gianna was performing, and it went something like, ‘’You don’t fuck Gianna. Gianna fucks you!’’. After watching her content for five minutes, you’ll understand precisely what they meant.
This busty porn goddess hails from the city of coffee, Seattle! Her tits are so big that many porn fans could recognize her chest without even seeing her face. Trust me, a hit of Gianna Michaels porn in the morning will wake you up a lot faster than a shot of mediocre espresso from a Seattle Starbucks!
So grab your Limp Bizkit CD and stringy balls because I’m about to take you down memory lane into some of the most hardcore Gianna Michaels scenes that defined the era.
Prepare yourself!
Gianna Michaels gets a double helping of BBC!
One thing that can make Gianna’s gigantic tits look any better is when they’re dripping with beads of crystal clear water when she’s hanging out poolside and tanning her naked body.
Add a couple of big black cocks into the mix, and you have a Noughties porn flick that has to be seen to be believed. Gianna goes to town on these throbbing black cocks in classic fashion and obliterates her throat in a messy gagging adventure that makes your balls pump.
The sight of her deepthroat spit leaking into the pool water below looks beautiful, and these two black dudes work together to get the most out of this iconic porn slut’s hot body. When Gianna’s jaw gets tired, one of the guys grips a handful of her head and makes her bob back and forth on his buddy’s cock.
Then, when both of their dicks are caked in her spit, it’s time for Gianna to bend over and take both of these dicks in her glorious holes until she’s sprayed with cum. Luckily, she can dip back into the pool to wash off all of the baby batter, ready for round two!
The Gianna cuckold scene
Cuckolding isn’t for everyone, but it’s something many guys would like to try out once and explore their submissive side. Look, if you’re going to try cuckolding, there are few better people to do it with than Gianna.
Gianna Michaels didn’t do a lot of cuckolding scenes, but one of the few she did went down in Hotwife history. It was a classic tale of a beta white husband coming home to find his wife chowing down on the giant black dick of a dude doing some work in the house.
Sure, he freaks out at first, but this is Gianna Michaels. So she soon tells him to shut the fuck up, drop to his knees, and be a cleanup boy for her and her new lover. The scene goes from 0 to 60 real quick, and this poor beta finds himself getting a mouthful of Gianna’s deepthroat drool spat in his pathetic face before he’s forced to lap up black man’s cum off of her iconic tits.
This was definitely not the last time wifey Gianna exposed him to a BBC. Welcome to your new lifestyle, buddy!
Fun Fact: Gianna’s bare-naked tits made it to Holywood when she starred as a naked parasailing girl in the 2010 horror movie Piranha 3D!
The time Gianna owned a heckler with an unwanted snowball
A lot of Gianna’s scenes were very impromptu, and saw her doing wild shit on the spur of the moment, depending on what she wanted to do. One of her most messed up videos saw her flashing her gorgeous tits at a biker gang before inviting them back to a motel to gangbang the fuck out of her.
Naturally, these leather-clad dudes took her up on her offer, but one of them thought it was a good idea to mock Gianna and verbally abuse her as she sucked his buddy’s cock. Well, it seemed like a good idea until Gianna fixed her fierce eyes on this beta heckler and launched a mouthful of cum all over his chest in a precision accuracy snowball attack that left him dripping with cum.
Leave your Harley at the door, dude. Gianna took your tough guy privilege!
So, Where is Gianna Michaels Now?
Still with us? Wow, you did pretty well not to blow your load at this point. However, by now, you’re probably wondering what the hell happened to this Noughties porn icon and what she’s doing with her life now.
Well, Gianna hung up her pleaser heels in the 2010s and stepped away from the porn industry. But do you think a woman like this was willing to give up making herself cum daily and letting all of her beloved fans down? Hell no!
Gianna may have retired from porn, but she merely jumped ship to begin performing on ANCHOR and has never looked back. While we might have felt blessed to see those incredible tits in action in her many iconic porn flicks, there’s no word to describe how lucky we are having the chance to virtually interact with this porn icon and play with her iconic pussy using Bluetooth-controlled sex toys.
Have you had the honor of interacting with Gianna on live sex cams? Let us know in the comments below, and tell us how it all went!
